when you tell your parents something funny and they turn it into a lecture
I am fairly convinced that Red Pandas are not real.
THEY ARE LIKE CHILDREN WITH TAILS
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3